CaseFile0355653:status:reopened:CACTUS_JESUS
… A case involving a youth subject in the earlier stages of developmental psychotic meltdown which usually ensues with these types of psychospiritual scandals cannot heretofore be outlined in full detail, however some things are unclearly certain. A boy has claimed to be Jesus’ third coming and DNA strands when tested lead to another subject who shares in, as has been reportedly anthro-historically cross-referenced, the DNA fossilized hitherto erected (also meme-encrusted) Jesus Cacti. A plant-infused specimen, mostly without organs and filled almost completely with semen and mucus, arms forever stiffened into a crucifix poze, a tourist destination in Bangalore. An Indian remnant, one of the 13 wonders of the world seems to share a distant dendrophilic history with this patient. However, as before mentioned the details are extremely hazy on this one.